Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4732 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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