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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4598
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	4386	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Star Shards Collected:	181	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	664400	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	23021	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Potions Brewed:	147	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	5534
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Emeralds Found:	1737
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Potions Brewed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	630	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	103/600	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2