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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7765 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 507 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
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