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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9355 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 703 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?