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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1840 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?