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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2256 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4595 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?