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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9281 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3227 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?