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UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Animals Bred:	188	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	5640	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	2247	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	984292

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	149
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	54	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1