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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Ores Mined: 7496 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Farms Harvested: 952
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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