Blocktopia Minecraft Server

accent, actual soul, blocktopia, Born, bumfuck nowhere, China, crazy, English, first world, inflated, ISLAND, Language, legal location, Lottery, Minecraft, Npc, retarded, Server, Singaporeans, Soul, SUCKS, Ugly, WORST

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	5626	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1927
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	175382
Crops Grown:	4220	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Buildings Constructed:	33

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Emeralds Found:	1761
Star Shards Collected:	184	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
New Chunks Explored:	742757	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Potions Brewed:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runes Activated:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	81	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	115923	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!