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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 54 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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