Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Crops Grown: 6858
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 159 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Magic Items Found: 4340 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Meteorites Collected: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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