BlockoutMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	246
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1488
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mines Excavated:	1752
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	55	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Emeralds Found:	8671	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	211

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1