Are you the ultimate block-placing, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining master of Minecraft? Do you dream of building a castle made entirely of TNT just to watch it explode in a glorious blaze of pixelated glory? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and show off your skills in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (Disclaimer: pickaxe may not actually be made of gold). Test your survival skills in our hardcore mode where death means you have to eat a real-life raw fish (Disclaimer: please do not actually eat raw fish).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet zombie pigman that will follow you around and do your bidding (Disclaimer: zombie pigman may have a tendency to attack other players).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server in the world and show everyone why you’re the blocky boss of the universe!