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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9815 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 569 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6214 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
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Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!
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So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
