Blockheads R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	1563
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Animals Bred:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Choco Latte Craft

Beverage, branding, branding mistakes, branding strategy, Choco, choco-latte, coffee, coffee industry, consumer behavior, Craft, latte, market, market analysis, market positioning, market trends, Marketing, marketing tactics, missed opportunity, mocha coffee, product development, product differentiation, product naming

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO!

WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!

NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

#sustainability, affordability, Cheaper, consumer behavior, cost effective, CRAZE, dietary preferences, environmental impact, food choices, food trends, Healthy Eating, market research, meat alternatives, meat industry, meatless, Plant-Based, Preference, protein sources, real meat, study, tastier, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

MythFall

Adventure, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fun, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mythfall SMP, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8657
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!

smc.mythfall.net

Eclipse Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, attraction, black men, cultural shifts, DATING, Diversity, eclipse, equality, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, love, media influences, modern dating, Preferences, Race, Realms, relationships, sexual preferences, social perceptions, societal changes, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, forget about that nonsense and join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

BabyBlockBusters Minecraft Server

baby arrival, baby items, BabyBlockBusters, bugs, Cardboard, Cockroaches, Communication Issues, exterminator, Family Support, Fil, home environment, household maintenance, household pests, infestation, MIL, Minecraft, new purchases, Pest Control, raid spray, reproduction prevention, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Ultimatum

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bugs you’ll find are the ones you can squish with your pixelated feet! Join us for a wild adventure filled with excitement and no cockroaches in sight.

Our server is so bug-free, even the creepers are afraid to show their faces! Say goodbye to infestations and hello to a world of blocky bliss. Plus, our virtual exterminators are always on call to zap any unwanted pests with their enchanted swords.

Don’t worry about bringing any cardboard boxes into our server – the only thing you’ll be unpacking is a chest full of diamonds and rare loot! And if anyone gives you trouble about the cockroach situation, just tell them to raid someone else’s base.

So come on over and join us for a roach-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you see how clean and bug-free our Minecraft world is. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – without any creepy crawlies in sight!

Roommate DramaCraft

Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DramaCraft, living arrangement, moving in together, relationship boundaries, roommate, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationships, shared living space, Ultimatum

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of living with roommates who have more drama than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to convince your friend that it’s totally cool for his girlfriend to move in, even though he’s convinced they’re moving too fast. Will he come around or will you have to resort to giving him an ultimatum? The suspense is killing us!

With plenty of space for everyone, including that one friend who works odd hours and won’t even be home when the girlfriend is around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, think of the savings when you split the rent five ways!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

BlockySocial SMP – Why’d u delete?

BlockySocial, Deactivated accounts, DELETE, Deleted accounts, Digital Detox, Digital minimalism, digital well-being, Disconnecting from social media, internet usage, life without social media, mental health, online privacy, personal growth, self-care, smp, social media, social media addiction, social media blackout, social media break, social media habits, social media impact, social media withdrawal, technology detox, WHyd

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Farms Harvested:	524	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, so lit you won’t even believe it! Like, the reason you should join is because there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner is actually a real-life wizard who can fly on a dragon and shoot fireballs from his hands!

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft pro in like, two seconds flat. Like, all the players are actually Minecraft gods who can build entire cities in like, a day. And there’s this one dude who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, it’s insane!

So, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with all the Minecraft mobs dancing to dubstep music. It’s like, totally rad, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!

RedditCraft: UnearthedGems

Community, discussion boards, hidden gems, hidden treasures, internet forums, lesser known, lesser-known subreddits, Niche, Obscure, Off the beaten path, Overlooked, reddit, RedditCraft, secret, Special Interest, subreddits, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered subreddits, UnearthedGems, Unique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	75	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Look no further, because our server is like a hidden gem subreddit that is criminally underrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying creepers. They battled their way through hordes of evil villagers and even tamed a dragon to ride into battle. And all of this was just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can compete in epic taco-eating contests for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. And let’s not forget about our annual Llama Parade, where players dress up their llamas in ridiculous costumes and march through the streets in a dazzling display of creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this hidden gem of a Minecraft server!

EuroCraft: IndepenCraft Minecraft Server

current events, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, European autonomy, european union, foreign policy, Global influence, IndepenCraft, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Macron, Minecraft, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, Western alliance, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6560
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9105
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got crazy stuff happening like russia and trump teaming up to push europe to be more independent, like whaaat? macron is like, “whoa, dudes, we gotta step up our game.” and we’re just here like, “join our server and be part of the madness!” we’ve got epic builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). come join us and be part of the chaos, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTradeWar

Afternoon, bilateral relations, Canada, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTradeWar, Diplomacy, Economy, international relations, Leaders, morning, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, trade agreement, trade war, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are actually bffs and they settle all their beef through intense pvp battles in game. witness the drama unfold as they argue over who has the better diamond sword and who gets to build the biggest wall around their base. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a dragon named barry. come join the fun before the trade war breaks out and all hell breaks loose. #minecraftpolitics #trudeautrumpbffs #dragonbarry #tradebunker

Psycho Rat Rave Server

2-5-dimethoxy-4-iodoamphetamine, addiction, animal testing, behavioral effects, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction, drug effects, Drug research, drug testing, experimental drugs, experimental treatments, heroin, laboratory animals, motivation, opioid crisis, psychedelic drug, Psycho, psychoactive substances, rat, Rats, rave, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo yo yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are like rats on a psychedelic trip? They be all like “nah man, I don’t need that heroin, I’m too busy building my epic base and slaying dragons in this wacky world!”

Join us on this mind-bending journey where the only drug we need is the rush of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Who needs heroin when you can be high on the thrill of exploring new lands and crafting insane contraptions?

Come on, don’t be a square! Join us on this wild ride and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the madness of this place, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the adventure begin!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3