Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6905
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2897
Alien Abductions:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Towns Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	5286
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8636
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Towns Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1596	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	2500

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!