Blockhead Blunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

16+, bedrock update, Careful, community protection, Discord, discord server, grow, hard mode, help us, Join, lag prevention, New server, OWNER, Protection, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server growth, streaming, Studio, troll, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3644	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Owner’s Name
Server Type	Bedrock
Difficulty	Hard
Whitelist	Yes
Age Restriction	16+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.

Q: Is the server on bedrock or Java edition?

A: The server is on bedrock edition.

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag on the server?

A: We have strict rules in place to prevent lag and maintain a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Is there an age restriction to join the server?

A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.

Q: Can I help the server grow even though it’s relatively new?

A: Yes, you are welcome to join and help us grow the community.

Q: How can I get started on the server?

A: Join our Discord server and our moderators will guide you through the process.

EnigmaCraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, Bloom & Rage, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, EnigmaCraft, episodic, friendship, hella gay, hidden demons, irrepressible fear, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Max Caulfield, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, queer, Rachel Amber, release date, remastered, rewind time, Steam, Steph, supernatural power, true colors, violent anger, Wife, world-altering sadness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	837	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a time-traveling lesbian love story? It’s like Life is Strange, but with creepers and blocky landscapes. Join us and rewind time to build the most epic creations with your new bff Chloe.

But wait, there’s more! Before the Storm is like a prequel where you can be a troubled, isolated queer teen and make friends with demons. And in True Colors, you get to play as Alex Chen, a woman with a bountiful ass and supernatural powers. Plus, you might end up marrying Steph.

Lost Records is coming soon, so get in on the action before everyone else. It’s gonna be more mind-bending than trying to figure out the Life is Strange timeline. Join now and let’s build a world full of hella gay adventures and hidden demons.

Steam links included for extra convenience, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get blocky, baby!

ConfrontCraftLOL

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation tips, ConfrontCraftLOL, confronting anger, confronting behavior, confronting betrayal, confronting cheating, confronting disrespect, confronting infidelity, confronting issues, confronting lies, confronting manipulation, confronting neglect, confronting problems, emotions, Honesty, relationship, Trust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of your partner always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and show them who’s boss by building a fortress so impenetrable, not even a creeper could blow it up! Plus, we have a special “Lava Pit of Doom” where you can settle your differences in the most epic way possible. Trust us, after a few rounds of PvP in our server, your partner will think twice before messing with your precious loot again!

LukoilLulzCraft

business news, crisis management., cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, DiSRuPtiON, eastern europe, Energy Sector, financial impact, Geopolitics, global economy, holiday chaos, intel, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLulzCraft, OIL INDUSTRY, Payment Failures, russia, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

Once, this dude built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show we have every Friday night. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move? Yeah, it’s wild. You gotta see it to believe it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2eth.vanilla-box.ru

SimplyMinecraft

admin interference, Anarchy, Anticheat, Discord, Dupe, Environment, FAQ, Hack, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, OPTIMIZED SERVER, OWNER, player reports, Plugins, Server, SimplyMinecraft, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	894	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Potions Brewed:	129	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, animated form, chuds, Ethereal, female titties, gain, Hate Speech, incel, incel forums, Incels, internet culture, Misogyny, Moids, online harassment, Quests, right wing, shock, spamming gore, toxic masculinity, trolling, Upset, Vile

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1691	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9880
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3812	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	256	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2268
Dimension Hops:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1591
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mines Excavated:	4424