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So say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a virtual paradise. Join our server now and start living your best blocky life! Plus, we promise not to disappear for 4 hours like some people we know cough mom cough.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 6047 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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