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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7002 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!