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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2825 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!