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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7555 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!