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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4250 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!