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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5381 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!