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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7174 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 1995 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!