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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 715 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!