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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 919 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!