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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Zombie Dances: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7013
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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