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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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