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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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