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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 261 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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