Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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