HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 7790 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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