HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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