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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
Chimeras Created: 2 Emeralds Found: 8511
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Villages Defended: 14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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