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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6564 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.