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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9387 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5020 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.