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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3834 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 9470 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.