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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9452 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6254 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.