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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9731 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4877 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?