BlockBidenMergerMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1134	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8083	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	284292	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!