BlockBaeCountCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of exploding, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of loot for you. That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so elite that they have their own secret language made up of only emojis and cat noises. You gotta be in the know to understand what’s going on, but once you do, you’ll be laughing your butt off all day long.

And get this, our server has a built-in dating system where you can find your perfect Minecraft match. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building pixelated houses together?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just remember, the more sexual partners you have in the game, the cooler you’ll be. It’s science, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	170	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6186	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	310	Mines Excavated:	1486
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5052	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1418
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Towns Built:	8

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8835
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!