BlockBabies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	217896	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Love Letters Sent:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	3071

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	270	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	120	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	5705	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	650724
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7578
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	249
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!