join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 296 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Mandex

    The Mandex

    Enjoy a growing arcade of games being developed every day. Includes a unique take on Spleef where shovels spawn on intervals at spawners, introducing many more tactics to the original game. Also TNT Run is another big game on our server with a colourful twist. More Minigames Come Out frequently

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Krautchan /int/ server

    Krautchan /int/ server

    International server. Don’t grief and don’t be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! Don’t get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Adenbey survival sky

    Adenbey survival sky

    We are people who love to play survival.

    Even though we have just opened our server, thanks to our endless interest and great effort, we are still developing and developing systems that make vanilla Minecraft more fun without spoiling its taste.

    We always listen to our players and do not hesitate to add their suggestions to our server.

    I wish you good games.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Block Crusher

    Block Crusher

    We are back. Same staff, same owners, same NO WHINING policy. Yes the same 1.2 Block Crushers from a 8 years ago.. Hell we even have the same unchanged website..

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RLStuff

    RLStuff

    This Minecraft Server is the basic RLCraft 2.8.2 install and nothing else. RLCraft is a ModPack that adds difficulty in almost every basic step but doesn’t take away from the fun or feeling of vanilla minecraft. Try to survive, clear dungeons, kill/raise dragons or just adventure the vast open world, its all up to you. Server rules are simple, PvP is allowed but griefing is not, have fun and play the game. There is a Discord server as well, ask any admin on the server for an invite

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Trinity mc

    Trinity mc

    Dive into an exciting adventure in our Minecraft version 1.19.4. Experience a world full of possibilities with our amazing plugins. Discover the magic of Slimefun as you create and discover powerful new tools. Protect your buildings and most valuable objects with our protection system. Explore our store for treasures and unique items. Develop special abilities and challenge leveled mobs to win great rewards. Get ready for the bloody moon, where the enemies become even more challenging! Join TrinityMC and experience a unique and exciting gaming experience. We will wait for you!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 273 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Typical-Craft 4.0

    Typical-Craft 4.0

    Typical Craft is a building community in which players connect with one another on a daily basis to play survival with a twist. We have an experienced staff and first-rate developers that help to maintain the servers superior quality. We are constantly making updates ensuring that our players will be operating with the latest versions of our plugins and paper. We work hard to alleviate any issue that arises on Typical Craft and can easily be contacted. Currently, we are a small community however, we are looking to expand our network and work towards a greater population of players.

    The server is owned by a very involved dedicated and experienced person. Typical-Craft has been around since the summer of 2012 and our server has seen tremendous success thus far. Hallowhead1 is always available in-game and through discord working to alleviate any and all imperfections. Our team of knowledgeable staff is easily accessible and ready to assist around the clock. We also offer immediate guidance and extra assistance on our website for when no one is in-game.

    We pride ourselves on our impressive playtime extended due to minimal plug-ins, which immensely reduces the lag time. The sever also offers chestshops where players can buy and sell items. Our team of highly specialized staff works hard to add customized plug-ins that enhances experience and are constantly looking for areas of improvement.

    We look forward to seeing you on our sever and are standing by to answer any questions.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3852 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ChunkByChunk Survival

    ChunkByChunk Survival

    The world border expands once every day by 16 blocks. This occurs at 1 pm EST. We pride ourselves in being 100 vanilla. Please join our server and become a member of the community. Also, we have a discord its in the server motd

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Universenetwork

    Universenetwork

    Welcome to UniverseNetwork it’s is minecraft popular server and it’s lifesteal server and more gamemodes vote this website to get key and some oploot and daily giveaway and invite reward and many more this server is no Lage and daily online 20-60 join and play ip play.universenetwork.fun | port 25599 and Discord link https://discord.gg/7nwzvA3SGR join and enjoy

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • E.L.P. Survival

    E.L.P. Survival

    Welcome to E.L.P. Survival! We welcome players to play on the server. We are a brand new survival server. We have: – kits – shops – pvp – brand new world to explore! – laid back staff – new community! When joining the server, you are expected to read the rules by doing /rules. Although our staff is laid back, you shouldn’t misbehave in particular way. Thank you!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Reborn Craft

    Reborn Craft

    The best labor skyblock server where you can have fun with different features! play.reborncraft.pw HUB SERVER! 1.8.x – 1.12.x !

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Envision smp 1.20

    Envision smp 1.20

    🔥 Envision SMP – Minecraft Survival Taken to the Next Level 🔥– FULL SERVER RESET FOR 1.20 UPDATE. JUNE 24 2023 @ 5:00 PM ET

    Welcome to the extraordinary world of Envision SMP, where we have turned the classic Minecraft survival multiplayer experience into an unending adventure that you won’t want to miss!

    With Envision SMP, your gaming journey is redefined. You won’t just survive, you will thrive in our closely-knit community of dedicated and passionate Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Our server boasts the addition of premium plugins that elevate gameplay and make every session worthwhile. Unleash your potential with mcMMO and enjoy a unique MMO experience where skill progression rewards you with unique abilities and rare items.

    Protect your hard-earned creations with Lands. This plugin offers you the power to secure your property, ensuring that your blood, sweat, and blocks remain untouched and forever yours.

    Explore the satisfying wonders of VeinMiner. No more manual block-by-block mining, just a smooth, efficient mining experience that will help you amass resources in a jiffy.

    At Envision SMP, we’ve crafted an environment that cherishes every aspect of Minecraft’s survival mode and amplifies it with the multiplayer experience. Our server is more than just a game – it’s a community, a home, a canvas for your creativity, and an arena for your strategic survival skills.

    Join us today at Envision SMP, where your Minecraft dreams are brought to life. It’s time to envision the unparalleled and embrace the incredible journey that awaits you.

    ⚡ Step into the ultimate survival experience. See you in the server! ⚡

    https://discord.gg/kdkCw2Q

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1900 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Bomby5

    Bomby5

    The bomby5 Server is the ultimate minecraft experience, visit our website to learn more. THE EXPLOSIVE CHALLENGE!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GameSync

    GameSync

    Currently the server is anarchy. That means it is original survival minecraft with no rules. You can create your base, gather resources, create alliance with other players or you can just do whatever you want, but always remember there are no limitations!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Rlc mystic regions

    Rlc mystic regions

    This is an awesome RLC Survival Multiplayer Factions Roleplay Server! This server features an awesome spawn and incredible plugins. They have a super active community and a ton of awesome events and more!! You should join now and invite your friends to have a splendid time.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Animals Bred: 148 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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