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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4456 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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