Block Therapy Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Star Shards Collected:	95	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7211	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4092

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0