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RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	834	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	952	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Potions Brewed:	84
Emeralds Found:	8367	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Star Shards Collected:	115	Dragon Eggs Found:	4815

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ores Mined:	3323
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	693915
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8610	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	602604
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	5459
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	133	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3