Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HonBar

    HonBar

    Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7583 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UA Danylo Server

    UA Danylo Server

    My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Movie SMP for Truecels

    Movie SMP for Truecels
    Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Gladia Earth

    Gladia Earth

    Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FleshFactory

    FleshFactory

    Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Trump Costume Minecraft Server

    Trump Costume Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

    The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

    Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

    So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Crops Grown: 6143
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tycoons.GG

    Tycoons.GG

    Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

    Join and play with your friends.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

    Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bolt Network

    Bolt Network

    Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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