Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server

    1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Our server, let’s call it “Blocktopia,” is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a special event called “Floor it! To the Golden City” where you can ride pigs through a maze of gold blocks to win epic loot. It’s like a piggy race to the treasure!

    2. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin. So if you’ve always wanted to hear a pig squeal in French, this is the place for you!

    3. We have a special spell card system that allows you to cast spells like turning your enemies into chickens or summoning a herd of friendly cows to fight by your side. It’s magical!

    4. The Storm is coming…literally. We have a weather system that randomly spawns tornadoes, lightning storms, and even rainbow showers. You never know what Mother Nature has in store for you!

    5. Our upcoming Rate-up Banner features Joe, the Beast DPS who can literally punch through mountains with his bare hands. Join now to witness the power of Joe!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “Blocktopia” now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, always beware of the Disco Pendulum…it’s a party you won’t forget!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

    Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Solara Skyblock

    Solara Skyblock

    Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

    I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

    What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

    Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • X_SMP

    X_SMP

    X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Troll Body Minecraft Server

    Troll Body Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

    RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HonBar

    HonBar

    Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Farms Harvested: 884 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UA Danylo Server

    UA Danylo Server

    My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Movie SMP for Truecels

    Movie SMP for Truecels
    Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Enchantments Applied: 248
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Gladia Earth

    Gladia Earth

    Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FleshFactory

    FleshFactory

    Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Emeralds Found: 9885
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Trump Costume Minecraft Server

    Trump Costume Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

    The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

    Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

    So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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