join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 121 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 299 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Buildings Constructed: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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